I knew we wouldn't get off scott-free after driving through a 'safari' of "wild" animals, which included lions, tigers, rhino's, giraffe's and some horny zebras. We did our best to avoid an unintentional invitation to the wild creatures - we didn't keep any food in the car, and kept the windows rolled up even though it was a sweltering 32 degrees celsius (90 degrees ferenheit) not including humidity.
It was around the time that the swamp-ass really started to kick in that it happened. It was like a scene out of some awkward comedy that abuses the laugh-track. Imagine our car as some beautiful woman at a bar...
It all started with:
A Look From Across The Room...(note: all quotations should be read with Barry White's voice in mind)
|"You're funny - I like that in a woman. You must be a Cancer..." Wait a minute - who is that dashing creature ahead of me?|
|Just remember man, be cool - be confident. You can get this one.|
|"Well hello there..."|
|"Oh yeah baby - Daddy knows what you like."|
The Morning After...
|"Oh baby - that was so good. I think I love you. What's that? You've got an early meeting tomorrow? Oh. Uh, that's cool baby...that's cool. Call me sometime."|