So back to my fears. They focus not only on using the toilet, but also bathing, and understandably so. I've never been one to use the showers at the gym, and call me extreme, but I am uncomfortable showering in other people's homes. I never suspected though that I would have this kind of problem in my own house.
Everytime I shower I feel like I'm in this episode of The Simpsons, only without so many donuts:
The first face I see in the showers every morning?
About a foot and a half to the right of Homer is this guy:
|This guy is a little terrifying. I can't tell if he's pleased to see what he sees or if he's trying to stifle laughter. Either way, it gives me the heebie jeebies.|
Finally, I see a number of faces that look like this:
|I refer to these faces as the "Lost Souls".|
Ryan doesn't see them. This concerns me because I suspect they only surface when I'm showering. I have a hard time dealing with the fact that souls are potentially punished by being forced to watch me shower. *sigh*